Calling all midgy Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland; all kiddle-eating and dream-collecting Giants of Giant-Country; all itchy-scalped, square-toed, childer-hating witches; all hairy, dirty, bird-pie loving twits; all creatures what lives in Peach Pips and beyond.
We is challenging you to be joining us at the Base of Sea Scouts, where the works of Roald Dahl and your imaginations is being coming to life!
The days of this frothbungling, glamourly adventure that is Kon-tiki 2019 is being 5, 6 and 7 April 2019.
Don’t be a frumpet or a horrigust and miss this challenge even if you is being flussed or scrotty. We is promising that this event is being a golden phizzwizard, a phizz-whizzing, splendiferous, whoopsy-splunkers, wondercrump! You will be griggling with wonderment for days!
This is being your official Golden Ticket to the land of Kon-tiki where we is being waiting for you.
Good luck!